Daily Obsessive Google Rank Check:
Pool Cues: #2
Pool Cue: #2

Well, those wacky kids over at Google have managed to shuffle me out of my beloved #1 ranking for both pool cue and pool cues.  Drag.  I get why PoolDawg and Ozone keep flip flopping between #1 and #2, but for Google to put a cue manufacturer site up at #1 for pool cues just doesn’t make much sense at all.  Especially for a site that is competely unusable with Firefox and Chrome.  Kudos to McDermott though for nabbing the top spot.

Yiddish Word of the Moment:

Schlameal and Schlamozel (they always go together)
Definition:  Simply put, the schalmeal is the guy who spills the soup on someone and the schlamozel is the guy who gets the soup spilled on him