Archive for January, 2010

Sometimes I Really Hate This Town

January 25th, 2010

Apparently, anyone can adopt a highway in Colorado, even if you’re a bunch of lowlife nazis. That’s right, the Colorado Department of Transportation let a group called “National Socialist Movement Denver Unit” adopt a 1 mile stretch on I-85 near Brighton. A group who’s official agenda is “Only heterosexual ‘pure-blood whites’ should be [...]

Finding A Place to Shop

January 19th, 2010

Well, this whole Jomnivore thing isn’t going to be as easy as I thought. First, my Irish/Italian wife said that there’s no way she’s cooking with gefilte fish. I suppose I don’t really blame her, since it really is quite disgusting. I’m not going to worry about that for a while, since I’m [...]

Does Blogging Suck or Do I Suck at Blogging?

January 18th, 2010

For the past year, I’ve been trying to figure out what to do with this blog.  I don’t know if its because I have to manage two blogs at work (one being my sad attempt at trying to be funny while blogging in the voice of Frank, our ceramic bulldog), but for whatever reason I [...]