Posts belonging to Category 'HEEBrew Rants'

A Special Hanukkah Salute from The Birdman

Its nice to know that I can always count on the Denver Nuggets to be unbelievably vile and inappropriate.  I opened up my copy of the Denver Post on the first Night of Hanukkah and was given this special gift as a reminder that people are stupid (sorry about the hatchet job with the scissors, its been a very rough week).

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Yes, I know that this is probably unintentional and hopefully both Arby’s and Chris Anderson are embarrassed that they put a giant picture of a tatted up angry looking thug giving the old “sieg heil” salute, but still, gimmie a freaking break.

Just another reason to despise both the creators of the slimy, stomach churning “Big Mo” and of course my hometown Denver Thuggets.

I Love Me Some Yiddish

Daily Obsessive Google Rank Check:
Pool Cues: #1
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So here’s the problem with Yiddish.  Its this great language that’s worked its way into the mainstream but it seems next to impossible to actually find a decent online Yiddish dictionary.  There are some decent lists of Yiddish words and phrases, but none of them seem to have a list of what everyone wants – everyday Yiddish terms so the goyim can understand what their meshugenah Jewish friends are talking about.

Is it a service, a personal passion or just me pandering to the Google Overlords to try and get some ranking on popular but non-competitive phrases?  Whatever it is, here’s your Yiddish Word of the Moment:

shiksa (shik-seh)
Definition: A non-Jewish girl.
Example: I totally scored me a hot Irish/Italian shiksa wife.

New Year’s Resolutions and Such

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Like everyone, I’m making a list of things I want to do that I probably won’t stick to.  Generally speaking I think that New Year’s Resolutions are pretty stupid, but even so I still make them.  So here’s what I’ve got for 2009

Eat less crap and more fruits and veggies
Get on a regular workout regimine and stick to it
Find a temple in Boulder County and attend High Holiday services
Get back in running shape and run the Bolder Boulder

On the bowl picks front, I had a solid New Year’s day running my record against the spread to 17-8.  Today I’m going with Ole Miss +4, East Carolina -3 and Alabama -9.5.