The real problem is the shopping. I went to King Soopers (the local grocery chain) yesterday to see what sort of selection they had and this is what I found:

Yep, one small section for Jewish “ethnic” food.  Matzoh, matzoh ball soup mix, gefilte fish jars and some random kosher stuff.  It looks like I’m going to have to try a little harder in order to get this rolling.

I did a little searching and managed to find a website called Kosher.com that sells all things kosher:

Thankfully, they offer free shipping on orders of $50 or more, so at least I won’t go broke from shipping charges.  Since there’s about 5 Jewish people in Boulder, apparently there’s not much of a market for a grocery store that sells the chosen food.

Then it struck me.  I like food, I’m Jewish, so how about Jewish food?  Everyone’s seen the Omnivore 100 list, but I’ve never seen a Jomnivore list.  That’s right, a list, tasting and review of cuisine that is uniquely Jewish.  This of course means that at some point I’ll have to try the most vile of all Jewish food, the dreaded gefilte fish, but I need to get back to writing and I need something to write about, so a mini torpedo of miscellaneous fish parts dunked in some disgusting mystery juice is a small price to pay.

I sure hope old Speedy is nearby, because my stomach already hurts thinking about this little project of pure masochism.